I bet you're thinking I'm going to have great stories. Well I guess it depends on what you are used to reading. I might be a filty whore, but tonight is about someone else's story...
I went to Hell's Kitchen to meet Andy and Jimmy for a drink tonight. The highlight of my night was really when Andy disappeared for about 10 minutes. When he came back he was smiling. Apparently, he had been peeing at the urinal and a guy was next to him stroking his penis. Andy didn't say anything at first, but when they both went to the sink to wash their hands, Andy gave him a big manly "Hey, how you doin?"
The man replied in a foreign accent that might have been German, "Go back to where you were." So Andy goes back to the urinal, and Unspecified European(UE) pulls out his large penis. Andy and UE proceed to get hard and jack each other off. They actually both had orgasms at the urinal, while a third guy jacked off next to them.
I can't believe Andy had an orgasm at a urinal with another person watching!!!! When he told me the story I was filled with jealousy, and not because I want to sleep with him, but simply because I wish orgasms were that easy for me. Yes, I have had sex in clubs. But I never get off, for I am a LADY at heart. A girl must have manners.
It reminds me of a friend named Mark who got a blow job in a coat check line of a club in San Francisco. Hardly anyone noticed, and yet Mark had an orgasm, right there, in line. That makes me terribly jealous. I do not have those Public Sex Superpowers.
So if you have the Power, then I can only assume that it is a gift from God, and you should use the Power. You should spread your seed in all the coat check lines and urinals that you can find. Hit me up next time, cuz that shit drives me crazy, you dirty bitches.
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