Frankie

I have been out all night with Umecke and Carla and we just came home with Frankie, the boyfriend of Carla's roommate. He is a 26yo Mexican who is like our new wind up toy.

"Oh giggles, she's so precious."

"Lets take this show on the road."

"We're like, IT, right now guys. Its a lot of responsibility. Really, its overwhelming. Everyone's looking at us all night mumbling under their breath how they want to be us. Damn its a tough life."

He says to Carla, "I bet you even poop cute."

He uses moist towelletes after he poops.

"I did enjoy it...geting my butt licked. It was quite a treat I must say."

"I felt slutty at first, but then it was kind of hot. Sitting on her face and she was eating my butt."

"Oh there another fucking moment for my heart right there. Oh, oh, let me grab it. Ahhh, there it is."

This is probably a ridiculous entry. He just offered me naked pictures of himself. He says we're helping him keep his sanity. This guy is hilarious.

"Please hug me."

As the night has progressed he has become quite affectionate. He told me about how he kissed a guy once, and he liked it. I pulled his shirt up while he laid back on the couch and I rubbed his stomach. He talked about how he clipped his hair, but didn't ask me to stop. What a cute kid. Too bad he's dating Carla's roommate. This could have been a very interesting night.